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February

First name or last name?

Wa jud ko gadahom nga dili ra diay apelyedo natong mga Pinoy ang sige kataw-an.

The manager of a large company asked the new employee to come into his office.

“What is your name?” , was the first thing the manager asked.

“Larry”, the new guy replied.

The manager scowled. “Look , I don’t know what kind of place you worked at before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority,” he said. I refer to my employees by their last name only – Walters, Marks, Baker – that’s all. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?”

The new guy sighed and said, “Darling. My name is Larry Darling.”

The manager continued, “Okay, Larry, the next thing I want to tell you is…”

Kahinumdom lang ko sa akong employer sauna, iyang ngalan, Harry Love. As in, Love jud iya apelyedo. Naa pod ko nahimong customer  iyang apelyedo, Goodnight. Pero, kontra ka?  Hahaha, maka buang! Cheers!!!

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